Mom, when I was a little kid I did something I still feel bad about today. One day I was sitting on the floor playing when I saw your purse. I looked inside and saw a twenty dollar bill on top. Well, I took that twenty and hid it away. I never spent the moment because I felt terrible about it. Yesterday I was going through some boxes of old toys and found that money hidden in a pencil box. So, today I wanted to wish you a Happy Mother's Day and ask, could I borrow another twenty?